Miami Herald: Army chaplain offers baptisms, baths. It belongs to Army chaplain Josh Llano of Houston, who sees the water shortage, which has kept thousands of filthy soldiers from bathing for weeks, as an opportunity. ”It’s simple. They want water. I have it, as long as they agree to get baptized,” he said.
You can’t make up stuff this bizarre.
Imagine what would happen if this zealot was in charge of bringing fresh drinking water to Iraqis. Sheesh.